Shit-Post

a post on the internet, with the goal of humor with unrelated, seemingly nonsensical off-topic themes. Often having no predictable narrative and being funny only since its confusing nature.

"Yeah, this joke doesnt make sense."
"That's because its a shit-post."

by Noctone April 6, 2023

shit mystery

When you take the smallest shit, but you have to wipe for 30 minutes to get all the shit out.

Mark can't go to my wedding because of the shit mystery.

by DatFag February 28, 2014

genius shit

A genius shit is when you take you work/laptop with you to the toilet to carry on working whilst you shit to optimise working to shitting times.

Dave took a genius shit last night to get his work done, he came up with some really good stuff

by RKellyR April 20, 2016

romp shit

To win something, or to be really good or awesome at something.

Hey do you see Erica and Austin playing beer pong? They fucking romp shit!

by Laura Nicole May 29, 2008

Jake Shit

The act in which one abruptly disappears from his or her group of friends to poop. Said poops may take anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour. At least ten minutes later, their disappearance is recognized. The group of friends usually has no idea where said friend went. Person usually returns silently and is not noticed for another 5 to 10 minutes. After being recognized, said person says they were pooping. So ending the mystery.

Where is Jake?
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.

Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit

by Deoweeni March 28, 2015

Shit Throttle

A horny guy sits on the toilet about to lay a huge shit and realises he needs a wank.

Bob: Had a great Shit Throttle last night, but I ended up pissing all over the wall.

Terry: Who cares, I never liked that wallpaper.

by Facecake July 30, 2009

shit thirty

The time your body instinctively needs to take a crap

Every morning at shit thirty, it is time to visit the toilet.

by CATleen February 11, 2014