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Jack Macsween

a person who has testicular cancer and screws old men and also says the water is sexy he has a chode and his pp head can not open also he is also sexually attracted to Kamala harris. He also once ate a cat ass but that's fine he also eats cum tacos. sometimes
Jack Macsween
by milk god June 7, 2021
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Jack Burns

The act in which a dominant homosexual male penetrates a submissive homosexual male so hard in the doggy style position that the submissive's knees get 3rd degree carpet burns.
"How was it with your partner last night, Dave?"

"It was fine, up until he started giving me a Jack Burns"
by Raumgeist August 28, 2018
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Jack Ross

When you're on a live meeting, but you don't realise that your mic is on, and end up accidentally blasting your video game gunshot noises to the entire class, and screaming about how you're "fuccin dogin' it"
"Calum did a Jack Ross in English today"

"Ah, thats gotta hurt"
by Class jack of all trades May 30, 2021
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jack in the donut

Masturbation that ends by ejaculating inside a vagina.
"Stacey said we couldn't have sex tonight, but we ran out of lube after 15 minutes so I jacked into her donut"

"I was taking care of my morning wood while my gf slept, but I got too turned on and ended up jacking into her donut"

"I usually jizz on her face but yesterday I gave her a jack in the donut"
by Myfamilyjules June 30, 2019
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Jack fox

A Handsome lad, often liked and stalked buy ugly girls, brought up in rough times where money is scarce and love animals.

7/10 jack foxes are also confirmed autistic and the the other 3 are most likely unconfirmed. They are also good mates until they suck someone else’s winkie in an argument
I don’t know if this guy is nice or not , he’s such a jack fox
by The real jack fox October 27, 2019
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sky jack

chara nari between souma kukai and daichi. a green and yellow theme. kukai is dressed as a pilot and has a skateboard that flies. his attack is golden victory shoot that uses a flaming soccer ball to take down his opponent. his powers are only gained from exposure to the humpty lock.
kukai: my own heart unlock. chara nari: sky jack!
daichi: wow. howd that happen?
kukai: amu?
by ayumu March 12, 2012
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jock jacks

a "jock jack" is simply the term for when you are doing jumping jacks and your jock bounces all around which later results in an unpreventable boner. This occasionally can be a problem if females are around in your intense workout session because floppage of the package can sometimes cause boners from the friction. This is an awkward thing to happen cause your are getting your cardio in and all of the sudden your johnson is erect.
In gym Ralph did his jock jacks.
by The one who is anonomous October 21, 2009
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