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Half a Truck

Follicly challenged man: "here's my new truck"
256.5lbs of pure testosterone: "i like the truck.. the wheels remind me of the hot wheel wheels"
Mr. Irrelevant: "GAY"
Follicly challenged man: "says the guy with Half a Truck"
by Nebular Asteroid May 28, 2021
mugGet the Half a Truckmug.

truck or treating

When you ride around on the back of a truck throwing candy at kids on Halloween.
You going goin trick or treating?
"Nah I'm going truck or treating"
by Ninjaturtle101 December 31, 2015
mugGet the truck or treatingmug.

forklift truck

truck with a fork-like mechanical device on the front for lifting and moving heavy objects.
E.g. Wow.... Why is that forklift truck so strong?
by LT SuperNovaTimes September 21, 2020
mugGet the forklift truckmug.

Chuck in a truck

A derogatory name given to contractors whom do less than par work. They will win you saying they'll do it for a song. Make sure you check reviews to stay ahead of the masses.
Man that chuck in a truck can do some sheet metal work. Though you can't dress up a turd and call it code. Be nice super techs.
by Txmade1987 November 10, 2020
mugGet the Chuck in a truckmug.

dick truck

A truck similar to a good truck, but you get dick instead.
It's like whale sex, but it's dick trucks.
by j_dawg129 February 5, 2017
mugGet the dick truckmug.

truck buddy

A friend with access to a truck who will haul stuff for you when the need arises, no strings attached.
I need a load of mulch for my flower garden. I'll call my truck buddy Brent to take me to the nursery to get it in his pick-up!
by hmcdesq December 17, 2014
mugGet the truck buddymug.

rusty truck

A dildo covered in shit that was in someone's ass
can i lick that fresh rusty truck
by McNamarrra September 29, 2021
mugGet the rusty truckmug.

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