Clean Toilets

Somebody who is not afraid to get dirty in order to make money...

“He’ll do anything mate, even clean toilets...”

by Shrek710 August 9, 2019

toilet scab

a hard piece of fecal matter that adheres on the side of the toilet.

"No matter how hard you piss on that toilet scab it never disappears"

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by Moshae Music June 9, 2010

dick toilet

A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.

Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."

by The Duke28 August 23, 2011

toilet challenge

When a previous toilet user flushes but the tee-pee does not go down. You flush it not prepared with no plunger in hand and when the water looks like its gonna overflow your eyes get big and you challenge that water to overflow, when it doesn't your safe. But when it does it gives you a reason to get pissed and stomp around the house the rest of the night.

~A. (Flush)
~A (eyes get big)
~B Don't toilet challenge, turn the water off.
~A To late nose goes for clean-up.

by Ccw1993 September 30, 2010

Toilet troubles

Constipation

I'm having some toilet troubles.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

Toilet Volcano

When you take a dump, then when done before you wipe you look down and you see a volcano reaching out of the water, like some majestic mountain in the south pacific.

"I must have eaten some bad bbq last night. This morning after taking my normal dump. I looked down and saw a Toilet Volcano, steam rising from the water. I reminded me of of the last time I was in Hawaii."

by Manshoon July 13, 2009

dutch toilet

A rare phenomenon that a turd is so solid it stands up out of the toilet bowl only to collapse hit the balls and destroy everything in its path.

Boy that was a really good Dutch Toilet - it was so big it even hit Remi’s balls.,

by Buford C Cabhash April 14, 2022