Mid Poisoning

What happens when you smoke too much mid

Me, on the phone: "Yo Justin are you coming over?"
Justin: "Nah bro, i got mid poisoning"

by Brad Ricketts Likes Big Cocks December 13, 2019

Poisoned Woozle

Noun.

Also known as Woozlebait or Citationpox/Citepox.

A deliberately planted falsehood designed to spread through citations and repetition, creating the illusion of truth or consensus. A malicious use of the Woozle Effect.

“The Turing Slip origin cited on that Reddit forum was a Poisoned Woozle—everyone kept repeating it without checking.”

by APedant November 24, 2025

fungal poisoning

the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.

there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =

*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan

"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa

"well you are too then!" ~jonathan

"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa

by xbrianpx October 27, 2008

thickening poison oak

STD that gets its name by the look of the rash, it also thickens your vains

Bob hadn’t checked his balls for a week and found thickening poison oak

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

nigga poisoning

When a single person of a white friend group starts acting black and other people in the group start acting black. "Nigga Poisoning" can also happen when a white person acts black to fit into a group of black people.

Person 1: Man this new friend group is gonna be fucking sick!
Person 2: Just wait for the nigga poisoning to start happening.

by TheBac0nSurviv0r October 4, 2024

Felgeto Poisoning

An unknown but very common condition present in hot and humid environments, often developed due to the extreme heat in one’s car when they get in after leaving it in the sun all day. The chemicals used to treat leather, vinyl, plastic, and fabric to preserve it’s life over longer periods, but cannot withstand the magnified heat achieved from the car’s glass. Symptoms include discolored skin, thinning hair and hair loss, Sickle Cell Anemia, Non-Hotchkins Lymphoma, and even death.

My car’s AC doesn’t work right and it’s sooooo hot today. I’m afraid I’m gonna get felgeto poisoning

by ciaragoldin July 5, 2018

Poison

The name of Bel Biv Devoe's most popular song.

" That girl is poison"

by Algeesmithsdaughter October 13, 2020