Slippery Peaches

The feeling of a sweaty ballsack after riding in any sort of vehicle for an extended period of time.

Friend 1: Wow that was one hot car ride!

Friend 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Slippery Peaches going on right now!

by g-spothole September 12, 2009

peach season

Noun: the season where many asses (🍑) are seen

Tyrone it’s peach season

by Peach season 101 May 6, 2018

peach keeper

An alternate word for pimp where the peaches are actually a prostitute's butt or vagina

I asked our local peach keeper for a discount on one of his girls, but he told me no! I wish I was a peach keeper.

by PeachKeeper November 13, 2016

peach patch

when someone tries to grow a beard but can't

xander is trying to grow a beard, but it's coming as a peach patch

by peachpatcher October 6, 2017

peach stem

A peach stem is where when one of the two labia minors is slightly larger thus slightly poking though an otherwise perfect peach.

She has the cutest peach stem i could just tongue at all night.

by geister85 December 16, 2008

Peach pimple

The action of sucking on your partners bum cheek to remove the puss from an especially painful spot on the left cheek

Peach pimple can be defined by asking your partner to get on all fours and take a deep breath to prepare for the extraction of a painful spot on the left cheek of your beloved partner. All puss must be removed in one suck and a pinching can be allowed with thumbs plus fingers.

by U C STEVE April 16, 2021

Salty peach

Eating pussy that’s been on the boat or on the beach all day!

I was eating pussy one afternoon that was out on the island all days. Wow that was one salty peach!

by The Peach Eater September 22, 2020