choda cream

Choda cream is the greasy layer of oily sweat, dirt, dead skin cells, fecal matter, urine and ejaculate that forms over your choda...especially when you don't bathe daily.

I got choda cream all over my new boxer shorts.

by 011000101101001010101010001011 February 28, 2016

Creamed Junkie

The art of doing lines of semen.

The party got a little out of control and at one stage there was this chick hanging upside down on the clothes line doing Creamed Junkies.

by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012

Cakey Cream

Alter ego for Casey Crane. Usually comes out at high school parties or when he is being extra wild! The dude is a legend and does some crazy shit! And on top of all of it, bro cheated death!

Man, Cakey Cream really knows how to fucking party!

by Too much milk May 20, 2019

Arctic cream

When it is so cold outside when you climax the semen freezes up and gets stuck in the boy or girl

OMG when David finally came it froze like some arctic cream

by Ms. Frizzle is thicc June 24, 2018

Ice Cream

The single greatest breakfast in existence. Ice cream is a fruit. It is properly consumed through the hands.

I do like a nice ice cream in my soup.

by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019

Cripple Cream

Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.

Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.

by musinon July 2, 2019

Boston Cream

When a Caucasian male is beneath an African American woman, the man will proceed to coat his manly seed all over the lumen her rectum, allowing a bit of the discharge to spill out. This result will closely resemble the Dunkin Donuts delicacy, the Boston Cream Doughnut. This may result in poop noodles, which can be used as a garnish.

Oh man, Robby made me a Boston Cream last night. It looked so good, I wanted to to eat it! Too bad I can't reach my ass with my mouth. poop noodle chocolate ass chocolate cream

by SigFire13 October 7, 2016