Yard Nazi

A hired person who walks around school campuses, strictly, and wrongfully, enforcing rules which may or may not exist.

1. Mrs. King is a yard nazi. 2. Those yard nazi's are getting on my nerves...

by Ryan Black December 31, 2003

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Present Nazi

The person, at any gathering where wrapped gifts are exchanged, who vehemently insists on dictating the presentation and opening protocol of the gifts for all participants.

Don't invite her to the office gift swap, she's a Present Nazi, she'll nsist that we all open our gifts one at a time so everyone can see what everyone else got and from who. We'll be there for hours.......

by Moustache U Aquestion November 30, 2016

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Nazi's Revenge

When a finger or fingers break through toilet paper while wiping after a bowel movement and as a result end up covered with fecal matter.

"Man, I dropped a deuce earlier and ended up with a dose of Nazi's revenge."

by drumminmonkey June 9, 2013

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Reality Nazi

A person who is stern and authoritative about their opinion that there is one and only one right answer.

one and only one right answer is synonymous with "living in the box."
in the box there is only one correct answer.
the world is full of reality nazi's.

the answer that serves you well depends on what you are doing.
2+2= 9-5, 10-6, 11-7, 12 - 8...

Ben: Ya know Ted, you don't gotta be such a Reality Nazi. The more reality you allow into your reality, the bigger view you're gonna have.

Ted: No Soup For You!!!

Ben: Well damn Ted, ya know those who change end up leading those who do not change.

Ted: Ben, this new thinking of yours i'm first going to ridicule, then violently oppose, and then accept as self evident.

Ben: Yeah, belief systems are hallways that you pass through, not rooms that you live in.

by wayd boggz August 5, 2010

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