crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.

Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.

by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021

Jail Training

To hit someone in the ass-hole very hard to imitate being raped in the shower

Guy #1: i dropped my phone *bends over*
Guy #2: *hits guy #1 in the ass *
Guy #1: AHHH WTF?!
Guy #2: i gave you jail training!

by funnyguy223 June 18, 2011

Jail

A place that doesn't like incorrect behavior.

Dewey Cox wanted to write authentic sounding songs about jail, but didn't want to be there with the guys in jail, especially not over cutting his brother in half. He might be inspired by someone or something he never thought he would get inspired by, and yet he wanted to cheat himself out of an oppurtunity like that.

by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021

rose jail

Hot people on hinge standouts you need to send a rose to match with

Sarah is so hot but she’s stuck in rose jail and sending roses is cringe

by Trev103 March 5, 2024

Jail

Yeah, see? He thinks it's him... And not ME 'Hym' but HIM him.

Hym "See? There. Jail."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

silly jail

A place you’re sent for getting too silly

“Stop being such a goof— go to silly jail!”

by PyjamaLampshade December 1, 2024

Jail

A place for monkeys

That nigger just went to jail! See you never again monkey!

by The Godfather of anti-racism April 30, 2022