Alaskan Penpal

The practice of finding someone on the internet to partake in the bizarre sexual practice of dressing as Eskimo and playing with frozen human excriment.

I met this guy on the net, he could be my next Alaskan Penpal

by BorisNiggleBottom November 11, 2014

Alaskan snowball

When a woman gives head to a man and then they make
out. Man is technically getting his own cum.

That idiot got an Alaskan snowball after he got head.

by Billybobjoe from the farm July 20, 2008

Alaskan Firedragon

When a men sets his dick on fire and sticks it Inside a girls pussy

Tupac Alaskan firedragoned me, and now my pussy is sour

by W.i.l May 31, 2016

alaskan fishwoover

When two guys go fishing and when one catches a fish, Then the person who caught the fish sticks it up your ass, your friends ass, or anyones ass

Keith gave me an alaskan fishwoover, what a homo

by Jimmy the best August 22, 2011

Alaskan Tuxedo

The sexual practice of inserting vanilla ice cream or frozen custard up a partner's anus and licking it out, fecal matter included.

Dude, did you see Sarah give Todd an Alaskan Tuxedo? It got all over her glasses!

by Mudflap69 December 21, 2010

alaskan pipeline

you take an ice cube and while you are having anal sex you take your dick out and shove the ice cube in then start fucking her again. INSANE PLEASURE!!!!

I gave that bitch a crazy alaskan pipeline last night, it was incredible.

by Cotee January 30, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

An Alaskan Pipeline occurs when a homosexual male takes a shit in some saran wrap, wraps it up and freezes it to a solid and hard form, then sticks it in his mates ass as a substitute for a dildo or penis.

(Ben and Lee are mates)
Ben- Hey Lee, so.. you want to...
Lee- Sure, im ready. I just don't want to get any STDS.
Ben- Well, did you bring your dildo?
Lee- No, I thought you would have yours. What else could we use?
Ben- I can make an Alaskan Pipeline.
Lee- Good idea.

by James T. January 29, 2007