subtle suit

Someone who seems sophisticated and polished on the outside but turns out to be an idiot once you get to really know them.

"Why don't you ask Tim for help on this?"

"I can't. Tim's a subtle suit-- he'll just mess it all up."

by JonahC December 31, 2004

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Fruit Suit

The suckass boyscout uniforms required by all scouts to wear. Usually consisting of short shorts, knee high socks, skin colored shirts with nipple buttons, and a fruity scarf, if you're not embarrassed while wearing it in public you're probably socially retarded.

Me: Hey Kevin! I noticed the scoutmaster was watching you as your balls hung out of the short shorts of your Fruit Suit today.

Kevin: Yeah, he made me rub bug lotion on his chest while we we're wearing our fruit suits and they just kinda slipped out of the short shorts like usual.

Me: Yeah, at least you don't have to wear your Fruit Suit when you two are sharing his sleeping bag together.

by towerdark1999 November 21, 2009

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millennial suite

Additional living space over a garage or in the basement consisting of its own entrance, bedroom, bathroom and living space. Common space, such as laundry rooms and kitchen, are usually allowed. The living space is generally anywhere from 300 to 700 square feet and is occupied by a person or family member born in the 1980s or 1990s.

Renting out my millennial suite sure helps pay for my mortgage and taxes.

by devipergts February 14, 2017

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