Yard Nazi

A hired person who walks around school campuses, strictly, and wrongfully, enforcing rules which may or may not exist.

1. Mrs. King is a yard nazi. 2. Those yard nazi's are getting on my nerves...

by Ryan Black December 31, 2003

Reality Nazi

A person who is stern and authoritative about their opinion that there is one and only one right answer.

one and only one right answer is synonymous with "living in the box."
in the box there is only one correct answer.
the world is full of reality nazi's.

the answer that serves you well depends on what you are doing.
2+2= 9-5, 10-6, 11-7, 12 - 8...

Ben: Ya know Ted, you don't gotta be such a Reality Nazi. The more reality you allow into your reality, the bigger view you're gonna have.

Ted: No Soup For You!!!

Ben: Well damn Ted, ya know those who change end up leading those who do not change.

Ted: Ben, this new thinking of yours i'm first going to ridicule, then violently oppose, and then accept as self evident.

Ben: Yeah, belief systems are hallways that you pass through, not rooms that you live in.

by wayd boggz August 5, 2010

feather nazi

Someone who's an eager proponent of portraying dinosaurs with feathers.

That feather nazi chewed me out for not drawing T-Rex with feathers

by aira413 July 6, 2017

Cave Nazi

Taliban fighter, thet live in caves and they are fascists just like the nazis = Cave Nazi

Get that Apache ready, we got us some Cave Nazi(s) to kill!

by Pinkman122345 November 21, 2010

shoe nazi

Some bitch who always tells you to take your shoes off inside

Mom: take your damn shoes off now!
Son:Jesus mom stop being such a damn shoe nazi!

by Shoe nazi November 8, 2018

Update nazi

A person who hates every update even if it's bad or good

Person1: What do you this about the new discord update? I like it.
Person2: It's absolute shit. I'm quitting
Person1: What an update nazi

by heyonow August 9, 2019

Lino-Nazi

People who believe Linux is a superior Operating System than the rest and has the ability to survive the apocalypse.

Me: I was thinking about installing Windows ...
Woody: (interjects) actually you should consider using GNU. The linux kernel is the most secure and...
Me: Wow didnt know you were a Lino-Nazi

by Steak-at-Stake May 6, 2019