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harrys mum

that crash was hectic harrys mum is DEAD
by harrys dad May 15, 2022
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your mum

A dumb joke that idiots use like me.

idiots also use it for roasting people but we all know that won't work
roast: person: boii you look like saggy wet noodles

idiot: like your mum?
by WhoEatDaOreo January 14, 2017
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Andrea(mum)

andrea-the best ever. she's a mum and a super hero. She cares for her children and would put them over anything. You may end up having fights and arguments with her but u know she will always be there for you no matter what
definition-Andrea(mum) is my mum she's the best and I love her more than anyone
by Dyl.ross8420 September 23, 2020
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Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
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Flakey's mum

it's literally the mother of a fucking cereal box
hey do you know flakey's mum?

Yeah, she gave birth to flakey
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morgans mum

A sweet little lady who loves taking nuts to the face from shredded black dudes who are hung like a horse
"Damn look at that milf over there!"
"OH! That's "Morgans mum" ! She loves penis"
"I'm finna go over and give her the BIDNESS!!!!!!"
by Dick Butkusssssssss January 22, 2014
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swifts mum

a person kai deeply is in love with <333
kai : sorry i was with swifts mum

swift : i heard
kai : >:)
by kaisshit November 16, 2021
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