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Double London

verb/noun: to stab someone, or to be stabbed, in the rain.
Dude1: If you really hate him that much, then give him a Double London. There's nothing worse than getting a Double London.

Dude2: What's a Double London?

Dude1: A stabbing in the rain.
by Eridanii September 4, 2022
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Oli London

Oli London, also known as Oily London, is a weirdo.
Wow, Oli London is so stupid he looks like a Walmart Kardashian genderbend with weird hair!
by Karroties August 8, 2022
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London fogged

getting so fucked up than you’re legally blind

also: in a hazy state of mind
bro last night was crazy i was london fogged as fuck
by peepoweepo May 23, 2022
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london lesbians

a group of 15-18 year old lesbians with tiktok clout. you'll find them at house parties, hyde park, and every pride event ever. there's always some sort of drama going on with them. they're the most bait group of people to exist. half of them aren't even lesbians but they're still part of the group.
everyone wants to know a london lesbian, but the chances are there's one who goes to your school. you'll find them at grammar, prep, and private school mainly, however some of them can be found at normal schools. they're all rich and have a good sense of style.
person 1: have you seen blue's new tiktok?
person 2: who's blue?
person 1: oh blue's one of those london lesbians
person 3: yea they're clapped, i prefer noemie!
by iloveboobs2222 August 31, 2022
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london lottery

You are moving into a new flat with complete strangers. You don't know how they are going to be like or if you'll get along, hence you're playing the London Lottery. If you're lucky, you might end off with someone you get along with and enjoy. If not... they can become a nightmare
"Are you moving in with friends or playing the London Lottery?"
by Aronnax October 15, 2018
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London Tool

Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain

please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
'ay ay shit this guy got a london tool on him'
by theplayer123122 October 12, 2023
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London Chimney

Requiring two people but works best with three. There is a Furnace, a Chimney, and a Sweeper. The sweeper prepares the Chimney by rolling them on their back feet first so their ass points up in the air and gently inserts anal beads into the Chimney's open anus. The Furnace prepares the smoke by ripping a massive bong load and then blows the load into the Chimney's open asshole, Loading the chimney. The Furnace then vigorously rips the anal beads out, forcing the bong load into the Sweeper's mouth.
Dan: I can't believe how long the smoke trail was last night.

Steve: Yeah, the London Chimney gets you high, bud.
by Butt2Face January 8, 2023
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