kentucky weather

Chaotic

Wednesday: high of -16
Thursday: high of 800

Why, Billy, ain’t that just some Kentucky weather

by yeeyeeyeezys June 14, 2019

Kentucky Thumb

A sex position in which a thumb is deeply inserted into a vagina.

My dick wasn't big enough, so I gave her a Kentucky Thumb.

by Balooga420 May 20, 2021

kentucky tie

The act of wrapping your neckerchief around your balls, creating a tourniquet, to squeeze the last drops of jizz onto your partner.

Guy: OOHHHH!! I''m about to blast off!!
Girl: Shoot it all over my face!
Guy: ARGH GA HA UH OH!! That was great!
Girl: I know you've got more in there. Hand me that necktie and I'll fashion a Kentucky Tie so I can squeeze out every last drop.
Guy: I love you.

by ThinsilentNine December 15, 2016

kentucky taco

Eating your cousin out after eating a ton of mexican food.

We thought Matthew was cool until we caught him eating a Kentucky Taco

by plasmaraider June 1, 2017

Kentucky Forklift

This is a variation of the “shocker” which includes standing and lifting the receiving participant off of the ground.

She only weighed a 100lbs so I gave the hoe a Kentucky forklift she’ll never forget

by Get-tha-nickel November 8, 2022

kentucky tuneup

Trying to fix a poorly-running car by taking it out onto the highway and revving the engine repeatedly while driving the car as fast as you can.

The old Chevette was running pretty poorly until I gave her the old Kentucky Tuneup out on route 9.

by lexicannibal July 1, 2007

Pineville,Kentucky

Pineville is a small hick town that is full of drug heads that don't know how to take care of their children so their kids have to live with their grandparents or go into the foster system. The school systems suck and bullying is horrible. In Pineville their aren't any appropriate places to have your kids because their are druggies everywhere and they always try to sell to the kids. The hicks around here are all crazy and there are so many arguments and fights that go on around here its not even funny. The jail house is almost always over packed and the police force is so corrupted.

We're headed to that hell whole, Pineville,Kentucky.

by lauren33777 March 20, 2019