Monetary Credit

Monterey credit is the system that Numonie The Banker Invented to help the Monetary Policy strategy its Credit from Policy and Bank Utilities from Numonie The Financier

Us Treasury better pay our Country Bank Utilities Numonie Bank Offers Utility to keep the debt gone with monetary Credit he invented

by JolopiRICE January 9, 2024

Colombian Credit Card

A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.

Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”

John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”

Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”

by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025

Sharing Credit

If your only role I this is diverting opportunities that should be going to me than you haven't done anything other than that.

Hym "Sharing credit with people who didn't contribute is not something I am going to do."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2025

Credit carding

Where you slide your fingers in someone's ass crack. It is a form of sexual assault

Oh man I just credit carded that lady. I'm going to jail :(

Maybe credit carding isn't the way

by EmmyAnim July 29, 2025

Little miss credit card fraud

A broke bitch who racked up 4k in credit card fraud

Little miss credit card fraud - LMYLIO or Susu use his uncle card to buy 4k worth of shit :0 credit card fraud charges are coming hot

by Miss fenty ma November 1, 2022

credit warp

A glitch found in certain games (such as Zelda: Ocarina Of Time) in which is used to send the player to the credits. It is also a term for killing oneself.

"Ey Zelly Zel, what r u doin?"
"I'm Credit Warping"
"What the hell man don't do that!"
"I Mean in OOT Jackass"

by MarthurSR November 17, 2016

Credit

It is money you borrow that is lend to you on good terms. Many came but few are chosen, it is not recommended for the impulsive or the foolish minded. You pull up on that payment or you dont; it's that simple.

Your Local Credit Lender

*Fine Print*

You promise you will pay the balance above in full, in a prescribed amount of time or they will be reprucutions for your delinquency. It is but not limited to ruining your life, not qualify for future loans, and being in a huge amount of debt, to the man.

This can make or break you, thank you for using our financial services.

-Your Credit Lender

by Shinkdmeister November 16, 2018