bored shitless

Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.

I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.

by T1988 November 11, 2006

Dead bored

bored till like a dead person.

Alissa : heyy girl, hows yesterday?
Me : dead bored.

by Beandots January 29, 2009

im bored

ur so bored u (succesfully) tried to find a definition to cheer you up

This aint gone help, trust me.

-_- why u still reading

go touch grass

If ur reading this u need help,

now.

Im bored. so i type a cuss word to see the outcome when i scroll down to mug.

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by whyrugeh September 5, 2022

Omega Bored

when extremely bored doesn't cut it, and what you are right now considering you searched this up.

Dude, I'm Omega Bored right now.

by Anonymous Man 1111111111111111 February 1, 2021

Bored Husband

A husband or boyfriend who follows or sits and waits on a bench their wife or girlfriend while she shops. Usually found in malls, sitting on a bench while on their phone, or falling asleep.

I was like a bored husband today, just following my friends around while they shopped because I didn't have any shopping money.

by klepthomaniac June 27, 2016

Facebook-bored

That state in which you're so incredibly bored that you actually choose to tune into the lives of those who share the same feeling via hit social networking service Facebook.

A: hey d00d, just going to click the 'ol home feed until something happens
B: wow, me too, how about that traditional Facebook-bored feeling

by Pseudointellectualcontributor May 17, 2010

buzz bored

when you get so bored you start taking buzzfeed quizzes.

Bill: Mannnn I’m so bored, there’s nothing to do in quarantine!

Ryan:I know! I’m at a point where i’m buzz bored...

by TheRealDeal8675309 May 6, 2020