penis-shoe

a male undergarment worn for the comfort and protection of the genitalia. see also: nut-snuggler.

Bruce always left his penis-shoe in his gym locker overnight.

by poopfinger_anuslazor November 5, 2011

Curlyworly Shoes

A type of mens footwear worn in the middle east area of the world by the Soviet KGB spy from U.N.C.L.E., Ilya Kuryakin (Citation: The Man from U.N.C.L.E., 2015). Also known as the Khussa Toe Shoes.

Make sure you bring your Curlyworly shoes to Istanbul.

by The Cute Russian Guy January 11, 2016

kenyan shoes

A label used to describe the state a person is in when he or she runs fast.

"Dude, did you see Steve?"
"Nah man. As soon as the cops showed up, he put on his Kenyan shoes and booked it out of there."

by durkadurka123 September 10, 2011

shoe sex

Erotic: an act or fantasy based around shoes and/or feet. Typically practised by males, involving all aspects of shoes, such as smell, shape or size. Can include domination and/or submissiveness, wearing of the idolized shoes or playing with them in an erotic way.

"Man, my wife has the sexyist black high-heal pointy shoes. Just sniffing them drives me wild for shoe sex!"

by zero_ryoko October 9, 2006

golf shoes

A vital piece of clothing/equipment for someone on acid. Allows the wearer to walk in muck when there is no footing at all.

Hunter(while on acid) - Order some golf shoes, other wise we'll never get outta this place alive !

by Dr Gonzo69 October 11, 2008

Shoe shop

Strip club

Tom: You want to go to shoe shop soon?

Mark: ye I got loads money throw away

by Jonny sins 283837 July 6, 2020

It Was My Shoe

Phrase often used as a poor excuse for flatulence. The phrase is used to make others believe that the fart they just heard was, in fact, a sound that was made from the farter's shoe.

The person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not work.

Abby: *fart*
Drew: "Um, did you just fart?"
Abby: "No! It was my shoe."
*Tries desperately to rub her shoe against the floor to imitate the noise of a fart.*
Drew: "You are fucking disgusting."

by Drewandabby January 25, 2011