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Hairy Muttley

The female gentitalia. A phrase that may be used in mixed company to make your vagina conversations more interesting. A good subsitute for the word cunt in polite society.
Oh yes, she's a total hairy muttley.
by persnikety March 14, 2009
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hairy acorn

A pistachio lost in a birds nest claiming to be a penis, probably coked out.
he wanted to fuck me but his dick looked like a hairy acorn
by Trexcandopushups August 30, 2017
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Hairy Mechanic

Where one guy is fucking another guy from behind while giving him a reach around. Upon the receiver's climax, the pubic hair from the receiver gets stuck to the hand and penis of the giver because of the cum.
I heard Ethan gave Matt a big brown hairy mechanic last weekend. Matt is still recovering and Ethan still has hair on his hand.
by Gary K.W. The 2nd April 11, 2010
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Hairy gunt

The huge mound of gut and cunt that have no clear distinction between where the gut ends and the cunt starts,making it very hard to shave down in the perinal area due to the fact there is a LARGE mound covering your VAGINA!!!!!
Tiffany is getting ready for a hot date and goes to shave her "area" tiffany must lift up her gut and attempt to shave her enormous mound of pussy,making it very diffcult for her to complete the task.Thus leaving her with her very hairy gunt.
by Emily Mifflin December 16, 2007
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hairy butthole

another name for a fuzzy naval; often used by drunk people who don't know what the heck they are trying to order.
Hey Mack! Let's get another round of hairy buttholes for me and my friends!
by Krazy K October 19, 2003
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Hairy Ronald

When you shoot peanuts out of your butt, and one lands in the ear of a disadvantaged black child, and the child dies, and you find five bucks on your way home.
"Yo Pedro, I performed 15 Hairy Ronalds today, isn't that swell?"

"Sure is, Gerald dude."
by Gerald Geraldson July 18, 2006
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Hairy Russian

Similar to the Abe Lincoln but instead of aplying the jizzum and pubes to the chin area you apply it to the forehead creating a unibrow like appearence.
Dude,while this guy was passed out I gave him a Hairy Russian.
by Quay and Justin October 29, 2003
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