peach patch

when someone tries to grow a beard but can't

xander is trying to grow a beard, but it's coming as a peach patch

by peachpatcher October 6, 2017

Slippery Peaches

The feeling of a sweaty ballsack after riding in any sort of vehicle for an extended period of time.

Friend 1: Wow that was one hot car ride!

Friend 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Slippery Peaches going on right now!

by g-spothole September 12, 2009

MOFO PEACH

welsh alternative for mother fucking bitch..see mofo:
hort for mother fucker. A person who thinks they are the shit, dressed down with sagging pants, a high need for a belt, too much gold to make the national reserve jealous, and an attitude that stems from not having parents who knew how to refrain from the use of crack cocaine.

peach = bitch

mofo peach, mofoa, peech

by dom unite with tan June 7, 2011

peach pong

when two girls take it in turns bouncing off each other’s bunda whilst singing along to Little Mix

“cant wait for peach pong later! We should sing ‘shout out to my ex’ “

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

Peaches & Pears

Being in a state of absolute awareness while evrybody else around you is dead tired.

David: Forgive me for screwing up it's like 4:30 in the morning.
Bill: Speak for yourself I'm all Peaches & Pears over here.

by Bystander Bill May 9, 2013

peach stem

A peach stem is where when one of the two labia minors is slightly larger thus slightly poking though an otherwise perfect peach.

She has the cutest peach stem i could just tongue at all night.

by geister85 December 16, 2008

Peach pimple

The action of sucking on your partners bum cheek to remove the puss from an especially painful spot on the left cheek

Peach pimple can be defined by asking your partner to get on all fours and take a deep breath to prepare for the extraction of a painful spot on the left cheek of your beloved partner. All puss must be removed in one suck and a pinching can be allowed with thumbs plus fingers.

by U C STEVE April 16, 2021