by blackhammer9555 March 8, 2022
Get the Kirkmug. by cornscience September 15, 2025
Get the kirkmug. 
When your getting your dick sucked from a whore but in this case called "getting neck" the joke is that charlie kirk also known as #charliesquirt got sniped for 203 damage with a bolt action sniper from fortnite and his neck was kinda hurting after so instead of saying getting head we say getting Kirk
random nigga-bro I’m getting kirk tonight from this thicc white hoe
other random ah nigga-man ur lucky i want some hoes giving me kirk on my johnson
other random ah nigga-man ur lucky i want some hoes giving me kirk on my johnson
by allwomendeservetogetraped69 September 12, 2025
Get the getting kirkmug. Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.
by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019
Get the Tom Kirkmug. world greatest pimp that loves his girlfriend ariana very much. Never be afraid to express your feelings or this may effect the beast and cause him to eat uncontrollably
by Pookie April 21, 2005
Get the Kirk hamiltonmug. by Jaygunryu November 9, 2025
Get the Kirkmug.