mystery jackson

I'm really like mystery Jackson's
Music.

I'm really like mystery Jackson's music.

by Latin homosexual April 12, 2019

Mystery Logger

A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.

The Mystery Logger has struck again!

by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019

mystery fluids

fluid that is unknown or unrecognizable, may be concerning towards one who discovers such a fluid.

dude, i just found some mystery fluids coming out of my hole.
thats concerning.

by iwantayoshie July 9, 2011

Tapioca Mystery

Your face is plunged in Tapioca pudding, and you receive vaginal sex

Me and daughter Shelby had a lot of fun going on a tapioca mystery

by McthicclesZachy January 11, 2019

mystery shart

Verb
When you can’t decide whether the fart is gonna be a shit or a fart.

Gary: Hey Luke, did you hear that Don got fired?
Luke: For what?
Gary: He got the mystery shart

by broomstick handle March 16, 2022

Mystery Driver

Getting a handjob from a passenger in the backseat while driving.

"I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.

by Brayn January 17, 2013

Bloxston Mystery

A totally calm and peaceful social deduction game

Samuel Goodman was eliminated last night. they were an enforcer

Town Cleo Davis: BROOO HOW TF DOES ENFORCER DIE N1??
Town Richard Parker: ENF GO BACK TO CASUAL
Dead Samuel Goodman: this is why i love bloxston mystery

by pseudonymsarentimportant December 3, 2023