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Mouth Block

When one prevents another from being able to come to his/her house and eat his/her mother's food.
1.) Friend - "Sorry man, you can't come over, I have a ton of chores I need to get done"

You - "Dammit, you're mouth blocking me big time man, your mom's enchiladas are the best!"

2.) Chris' mom's food is the best, but he's always mouth-blocking me. Bastard.
by tycoon34 January 4, 2011
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mouth fun

Fuck i could go for some mouth fun.
by AR5.7 June 2, 2010
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Mouth beers

Meeting with friends for beers which isn’t intended on leading to casual cocaine use (nose beers) this time around because it’s probably a weeknight.
Will: It’s Thursday, Mouth beers? I’ve got an early start tomorrow so don’t get any ideas.

Ollie: Yeah we’ll see about that cunt.
by moesyzslak May 4, 2019
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broccoli mouth

When you eat someone’s anus then don’t brush your teeth for 3 days.
My dogs breath smells like broccoli mouth”
by BroJules December 11, 2021
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mutt mouth

the sloppiest type of mouth, typically used for sexual reasons
"COME HERE BOY, BRING THAT MUTT MOUTH HERE" - Phoenix
by Lunaurrrrrrrr December 8, 2022
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Lasagna mouth

A fat girl that sucks multiple dicks at once
Debbie is total lasagna mouth; she has no self worth
by Dr.Rockzo July 7, 2018
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Kid Mouth

(the opposite of 'work mouth'). Language accidentally used on a construction site by workers with children at home.
Construction worker, accidentally dropping hammer: "whoopsie daisy".

Other workers: "ha ha - you have a kid at home don't you?"

construction worker: oh fuck - was still using my kid mouth.
by AngelinFlames March 8, 2011
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