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Lazy Laflamme

Lazy Laflamme - when one man recieves a blow job from another man while pouring hot wax on his own nipples and sitting in a reclining chair.

entimology: a combination of "lazy," thought to derive from the name of a popular brand of recliners, and "la flamme," meaning "the flame" in French.
e.g. "Chip recieved an amazing Lazy Laflamme last night. He said his nipples are still tender"
by Maxwell Tinkersly January 18, 2006
mugGet the Lazy Laflammemug.

lazy eye

to have an eye that is always squinting or half closed
olivia has a lazy eye that is always half closed
by gangster g wiz August 22, 2009
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A lazy fuck

When you don't have the energy to put in an effort, but just want to get laid.
Bitch complaining: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

Man thinking: I can fuck like a pornstar, but I just want a lazy fuck.

She didn't deserve more than a lazy fuck.
by Ovinor February 21, 2011
mugGet the A lazy fuckmug.

lazy lettuce

You smoke?

Yeah, i smoke the lazy lettuce. =)
by jenny. November 15, 2007
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proactively lazy

Offering to do a majority of easy work to avoid more/difficult work.
Tom- "I'll finish counting all these CD's while you offload the truck. Cool?"
Ted- "How about I count and you offload those heavy ass creates you proactively lazy ASS!!!"
by stewyt October 21, 2010
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Lazy Susan

Orally stimulating a woman's genitalia while she is driving.
Yea brah. She gave me road head so at the next stop sign we pulled a Chinese fire drill and I finished her off with a lazy susan.
by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016
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Lazy Susie

When you put your dick in a girls throat and balance vertically on her face with no limbs touching the ground and spin while still in a vertical axis similar to a lazy susie on a table
Janet’s beach is so strong we decided to do the fasted lazy susie ever!
by Thickshitdrippingniggers March 23, 2019
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