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Mohammed Yusuf Khan

Usually a black kid looking like an Indian, have 3 siblings and all of them are better than him. Sucks at basketball despite being black, have the worst taste in music and food. Like eating eggs with honey and dislike gluey brownies (we don't know why and how). Have curly hair but thinks it's straight, just like his sexuality, everyone thinks he's gay but he might be straight. Very bad at Spanish, he said and we quote "Tengo fifteen anos." Friends describe him as ignorant, dumb but nice sometimes. However, he is always ready, always Ramadan ready.
: I love my straight hair!
: Don't be such a Mohammed Yusuf Khan, your hair is clearly curly.
: No it's not.
: You're really being a Mohammed Yusuf Khan now, you might as well eat eggs with honey
: Yum!
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A posh swear-word, used by toffs who can't say the letter "u".

Believe it or not, there's actually also a famous philosopher named Kant (Immanuel Kant, 18th Century German idealist)- appropriate because he actually is both posh and a cunt
Oh yah, fack off you kant.

Immanuel Kant is a kant
Kant by random autonomist April 22, 2004
Email equivelent of calling someone a cunt. Used when mail server filters are set to remove obscene language emails.
I cant believe you told everyone I am a fik nobba, you facking kant
kant by Jonez Cold April 16, 2003
a filipino word. it means having sex
they are having kantot
kantot by meollex November 14, 2006

kantutan 

A Filipino word to describe sexual intercourse.
Mahal, kantutan tayo mamaya bago matulog. (Love, let's have sex before we go to sleep)
kantutan by Dad August 28, 2003
Kanye Tantrum; A temper tantrum so absurd and annoying it results in universal dislike for that person.
A: Did you catch the VMAs this weekend?
B: Nah, bro. Why?
A: You totes missed the best Kantrum in the history of the universe. Seriously.
Kantrum by Copyright of James Barcomb September 23, 2009
(N): Black Male who gets head from his girlfriend but doesn’t eat her pussy, yet says he “loves” her.
He lost his girlfriend because he’s a kanta
Kanta by Taybaby.loading July 3, 2018