Cougar Stomp

1. The Act of fornicating with an older lady also known as a Cougar

2. The Act of getting Mauled by a mountain lion.

1. Suzy Got Cougar Stomped by Ryan last night.

2. Frank got Cougar stomped now he is in the hospital

by Brad Swift November 15, 2010

Smooth Cougar

My mom, apparently.

Khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.

by Honeycutt October 6, 2016

Cougar Cover

The thick layer of concealer worn by middle aged women to hide their age and entice their prey.

Also know as Cougar Camo

Friend1: Check her out, she's hot.

Friend2: Dude, check closer, there's a grandma under all that cougar cover.

by D.J. Double D August 30, 2012

acorn cougar

noun.

an older woman who only fuck men that look like little boys.

Meg likes to make we wear a bib before she acorn cougars me.

by B. Dang January 7, 2010

cougar milf

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A two word phrase used to describe a smoking, sexy, hot, 30+ year old mother.

Cougar milfs are often found at little league baseball games, parks, groceries stores, and your local farmers market .. To list a few.

Hey Todd, she's a cougar milf!

*points to Todd's smoking, sexy, hot mother.

by elive May 29, 2017

Cougar Knob

When you come across and very attractive older woman and things stand at attention in your pants. This word was actually derived from an auto correct fail but it was so good it stuck and continues to spread

I was at the bar and this super hot older woman walks in and I immediately had a cougar knob. My cougar knob was so hard I could not get up to go talk to her.

by Golden Chester September 7, 2012

Rogue Cougar

This rogue cougar is a woman, who's sexual appetite and lust for men has no bounds. She is quick to single out her prey and make an attack. Many men don't realize what's happening until it's too late. And by then she's satisfied and has discarded her victim. She doesn't travel in a pack but instead hunts alone.

Mike: Hey man where'd you go last night? You disappeared.

Dave: I don't know man! I was talking to this cougar and the next thing I know I woke up at her house.

Mike: Dude! I think you got mauled by a rogue cougar.

by ChuckD_USMC October 20, 2010