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Crunchy Mom

The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.
I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!
by Ohionator April 10, 2024
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crunchy children

Children that are crunchy.
"Hey Bleb! Don't you think those are crunchy children or ducks?"
by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021
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Crunchy

- When you put extra time and effort into doing or making something, the results speak for themselves
- Done well
- Derived from taking the time to double-fry chicken wings makes them extra crunchy
Relationship goals; they're crunchy
by jessme March 26, 2024
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Crunchy Hinge

The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
by McDude Burger August 9, 2019
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crunchy

A person or object that provided the same happiness as food being crunchy (i.e fried chicken, chips)
Timothee Chalamet is so crunchy”
by boobielover_69 February 15, 2022
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crunchy bung

1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;

a) too much anal sex

b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts

c) a diet with little to no ruffage

d) any combination a, b & c

2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.
As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".

"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"
by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014
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Crunchy

You trash
You sound crunchy.
by BasicAsses May 27, 2018
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