content goblin

A person who will do anything to produce internet "content" for views & follows, to the degree of creating controversy out of otherwise boring situations.

All he does is go into town with a camera and call the cops because it gives his 20k youtube channel clickbait video titles, such a content goblin.

All she does is film random clouds and call them aliens, what a weasley little content goblin.

by eelbucket March 30, 2022

Betrayal Goblin

And underhanded Gobbo that fails to read fine print and sells his friends to hell for 5 gold.

Jerry is such a Betrayal Goblin. He ate everyone's breakfaasts.

by IceStormLily November 11, 2020

Schnob Goblin

Noun:(Shh-nawb-Gawb-lin) A person who skuggles down liquer, primarily schnobs; An alcoholic alias.

Holy smokes that man had 42 drinks, what a Schnob Goblin.

by CruciaL Chaotic April 21, 2010

Toe Goblin

1. Noun: The toe goblin is an elusive beast which lurks beneath couches, waiting for a pair of unsuspecting feet to approach.

2. Noun: One who has an unhealthy obsession with toes.

Hey, you know that guy Charlie? He's a total toe goblin.

by NightmaresNightmares September 6, 2019

Goblin Threeway

Woman on her period having a train ran on her by at least three sunburned ginger midgets.

Did you hear, Gina had a goblin threeway last night.

by Dark_Arcanine89 December 12, 2022

Room Goblin

Someone who resides in their room 24/7 in utter darkness only coming out for food and water. Having hardly showered or washed their clothes i.e., a Discord Moderator

Jack: "Who lives in that room?"
Sam: "No one knows. Apparently he's a Room Goblin"

by Homielander March 5, 2023

Orange Goblin

One of many phrases to describe Donald Trump for his horrible spray tan.

Sweet Jesus!!! Trump's spray tan has him looking like an orange goblin. That or he was brought in on the U.S.S. Enterprise.

by Find Different Meanings September 20, 2019