Sea Of Shit

A large area of liquid shit that is spilled on someones carpet.

OMG. Jim just spilled a sea of shit in the dining room, we'll have to leave via the window.

by SH!T4LIFE May 5, 2020

Jello Shits

The result of eating too much jello in a short period of time.

"I went to a party last night and ate so much jello that I have the jello shits."

by abushby October 9, 2013

shit dem

shocked/suprised

bro: yo look at dat girl over dere
me: shit dem she’s got bundaaaaa

by i.forgot.my.name October 1, 2020

drug shits

When you take too many drugs and it causes your bowels to overload, thus causing you to reap what you sow with incredibly disgusting and unforgiving shits.

Mary did way too much cocaine last night and now has the drug shits.

by Cloudvanity June 26, 2016

no shit, Scurlock!

Similar to 'no shit, Sherlock'.

A variation which compounds the stupidity of the person in which the statement is communicated to by obscuring the word "Sherlock" with the word "Scurlock"

Something you say to a dumbass who points out a completely obvious thing!
Dumbass: "Hey, your head is on fire!"

Smartass: "Yeah, no shit, scurlock!

by Agent 49 July 6, 2016

shit nutz

When a fat ass wipes back to front without lifting his ballsack and gets shit all over his nuts.Usually resulting in duck butter and a horrible shitty sweaty combination of stench

Leon you fat bastard do you have shit nutz

by cajunriot July 20, 2014

shit spewing

poop running or squirting out of your butt.
or
words just flying out of your mouth.

Girl: Are you ok in there?
Other Girl: I had shit spewing out of me. (diarrhea)
or
Girl: You are fat.
Boy: Why does shit spew out of your mouth?

by waldnerdd July 3, 2008