Epsilon man

Someone occupied with no goal other than making your life harder.

Beware of the Epsilon man...

by hofdinginn February 14, 2018

Spider-Man

a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.

spider-man has webbed semen

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

man whisperer

A beautiful intelligent woman that can train men and make them obedient to her. Men instinctively respond to her natural dominance and want to please her because she is so beautiful.

Niranjana is a man whisperer

by Mr. Bickle October 10, 2012

hanukkah man

The brother of Santa clause, he delivers Presents to all the good Jewish boys and girls. He Drives a magic UPS truck and lives in Miami.

I left some locks and bagels out for the Hanukkah man.

by Serinice April 24, 2016

bathroom man

Someone you meet in the bathroom

Guy 1: Have u met the bathroom man

Guy2: who the fuck is that

Guy1: someone you meet in the bathroom

Guy2: oh yeah lmao

by Thatdudefromtarget April 27, 2022

The Meatball Man

The Meatball Man is a wrester, boxer, mascot, and former olympian. Though he is famous for being an athletic icon for the past 40 years, he is rarely seen in public, and therefore has many imposters--especially throughout the streets of Alabama. Some imposters have been identified:
Howie Mandell
The infamous Johnny Methlab
Danny DeVito
Mel B
Land and Sea Goblins

Some other famous Hollywood celebrities are seen, but not as often.
For the duration of his wrestling career, The Meatball Man was known as "The Ultimate Meatball" or "Meatball the Great".

We hope you're doing well, Meatball Man. We know you're out there.

LOOK, OVER THERE! IT'S THE MEATBALL MAN!!

wait..

*rips off costume* JOHNNY METHLAB?
*rips off mask* HOWIE MANDELL?
*rips off mask* DANNY DEVITO?
*rips off mask* DONALD TRUMP?
*rips off mask* MEL B?
*rips off mask* HOLY SHIT IT'S A LAND GOBLIN!
*rips off mask* HOLY SHIT IT'S A SEA GOBLIN!!
*rips off mask* .....JOHNNY METHLAB?!

by Simon J. Riddleson aka Ridley August 25, 2018

Fixtures man

A UK cult hero, courtesy of the popular TV show 'Soccer AM'. Mainly famous for:

'Boom boom boom, let me hear you say fixtures!'

'Like theeeeeeeeeese'

Dude did you see Fixtures man on Saturday? He is the best person ever.

by Bababbaba January 1, 2005