Fruit Cake

A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.

It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.

Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!

Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?

by Quicksand Boy January 10, 2018

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A set of beer, specifically 5 beers and all being from a different brand or style

I grabbed a cake of brews for the NFL game tonight

by Goldenfry March 21, 2021

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Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!

Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!

by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024

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cake tooth

When a musty bitch has hella plaque built up on tooths

Wow, he needa brush his teeth cause he got hella cake tooth tho

by lil k, neenz, & kaylontron October 12, 2014

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Rice Cake

A circular cake made out of hardened rice that preschool teachers shove down your throat. They expect it to make ypu healthy.

EAT RICE CAKE GET MUSCLE

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

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Cake

It could be used in multiple situations

1. Ass
2. The actual dessert
3. Ez (easy)

1. GAH DAM LOOK AT THAT'S GUY'S/GIRL'S CAKE HE/SHE GOT THE WHOLE BAKERY IN THERE

2.- Mom can we eat cake for dinner?

- no stupid you'll get diabetes

3. Man that exam was cake (he still got an F)

by TheWetCheetoPuff May 24, 2023

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