cheese covered bongload

An unatainable combo of two things, used to describe something great.

If i could fly like superman and be invisable, that would be amazing like a cheese covered bongload

by Bonebreak May 11, 2008

poke her in the cheese

when some bitch has some nasty vag (after getting done without a condom and goes days without washing it) and you poked it.

Doug will poke her in the cheese, and thats gross.

by darkbeam January 29, 2009

farmer john cheese

parmesan cheese

pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Chocolate Cheese Toasty

A guy shits into a girls vagina, then quickly slips his cock in and fucks her until he jisms into her cunt, then he gets down and tucks into the delicious chocolate-cheese toasty he has created

Bailey: Gee Veronica not only do I really need a shit, am desperately horny, but I'm hungry as hell as well

Veronica: Dont worry Bailey, how about we cook up a sumptuous chocolate cheese toasty

Bailey: Oh wow, what an idea, they're my favourite

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009

swiss cheese brain

When you smoke too much weed and you can't remember things as well anymore. Like you have holes in your memory.

Dude I totally forgot. I was so baked, Swiss cheese brain.

by Badbitch24 September 16, 2013

Four Cheese Pizza

The sexual act of laying a female on the floor and having four men ejaculate on her. Then having all four men aggressively rub Prego's Homemade Italian Tomato Sauce until fully slathered. Then forcing the victim into a oven Hansel and Gretel Style.

Me and the boys did the Four Cheese Pizza on Tina yesterday, may god rest her soul.

by LilAbortionClinic June 3, 2020

Euro cheese dog

A yellowish ring-like residue around the lips resultant from performing fellatio on an unclean, uncircumcised penis. The penis in this state often resembles a turtle neck smothered in ricotta cheese and the detritus commonly smells of fetid milk and the stale sweat of an old gym sock used as a receptacle for masturbation.

"Hey Steve - why are you wearing so much Blistex?"

"Oh dude, I just blew the foreign exchange student for bus fare and he gave me a euro cheese dog."

by jeffc1911 September 23, 2009