tan your hide

To be disciplined with a switch or any other spanking device. This term denotes a high level of violence in the discipline.

Damn! My pops tanned my hide with his two inch wide disco belt!

by mojoman March 21, 2005

I'm not your bitch

The common response to a case of mistaken identity whereby someone wrongly suspects you of being their bitch.

"I'm afraid I must inform you that I'm not your bitch, I believe that might be your bitch sitting over there. Have a nice day."

by The Definitionizer December 1, 2006

Finish your breakfast

1. Means to finish what you started.

2. A phrase told to someone who does not know what they are talking about, to aquire more knowledge in what they are saying.

1. Jay-Z: My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"

1. "I left work early, but I still finished my breakfast"

2. Friend A: Damn, shorty got a fine ass!!

Friend B: What?? homey you better finish your breakfast!!

by WILTORRRRRR October 11, 2010

bite your tongue

what you say to someone who says something that you disapprove of

Sammy: "say Sally, isn't your 40th birthday just around the corner?"

Sally: (with icy look in her eyes) ".....bite your tongue old man!"

by polo January 25, 2006

calm your balls

the act of calming down. it is usually said to a person who got angry very quickly over a small in important thing. it is most commonly used in places like san diego, ca or other fucking badass cities like san diego. similar to chill, relax, calm down. it is a way cooler way of saying chill your nuts kid.

-wft dude u just hit my car!
-calm your balls, i barely scratched it.

by hurkhurk February 7, 2010

Jizz on your funk

To blow out ones candle to make yours shine brighter.

Amy: Nick, your such a slut.
Nick: So your a dirty care giver.
Amy: At least that implies I help people, what you do just makes them itchy.
Nick: Low Amy, real low. *tear*
Amy: Ha shot down... A little 'jizz on your funk' if you will.

by Amy "Do you not know who I am?" June 19, 2008

Crash Your Squad

When someone is new, or hasn't found their group yet, a group lets them hang with them until they make friends.

New Kid: Hey can I hang with you guys?

Squad Leader: Sure, and we made plans for later if you wanna hang
New Kid: Thanks for letting me crash your squad, dude.

by bæAndsquadOnfleek September 25, 2015