you fucking spoon

An insult

Bob: why didn't you call me last night?
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!

Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon

by whats it to you??????? May 27, 2017

You tell 'em

Something you say to a thing when they're barking

"Dog barks"

"You tell 'em!"

by 12343435 August 1, 2022

I shit you not

A phrase typically, but not always, used in conversation; can also be used in response to a fact, or its opposite, in media; the appropriate response to any sentence including any variation of the descriptor 'bullshit', when the word 'shit' is being used as a verb, and the preceding perceived assertion or premise reflects a known truth or fact. Also used as its reverse as a prank, to generate belief in something patently false and normally unbelievable.

You: Idaho is a state in the USA? You're shitting me!

Them: I shit you not! It's a state!

You: I thought it was an invention of the corn industry.

Them: You're shitting me.

You: I shit you not! ... yeah, I'm shitting you, you numbfuck.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

you got got

You've been had; you've been tricked.

Hey man, what about our deal?
Heh! You got got!

by Humpty November 9, 2003

I'm At you

to be ribbed

i'm at your shoes

by Michael Gerrity February 1, 2004

can you dig it

A phrase first used in the awesome cult classic "The Warriors".

Cyrus - "You're standing right now with a nine delegates, from a hundred gangs and there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore members, 40,000 counting affiliates and 20,000 more not organised but ready to fight. 60,000 soldiers! Now there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?

by Wendy The Vague December 24, 2005

you played me

Getting played, thought you were something to someone but really you were getting taken as a joke the whole time.

jake: Hey you haven't been answer my calls
Lily: yea because you played me
Jake: your trippin

Lily: ON THE PHONE WITH OTHER WOMEN, IM JUST YOUR BOOTY CALL.
Jake:chillll it's not that serious

Lily: you played me, bye jake
Jake: shit I don't even care

by Onna.babiii❤️ November 21, 2018