Shit’s Fat

Noun and Adjective
- Meaning that a female’s gluteus maximas is above average in size.
- Large ass
- Big booty

1. Damn bro, you see that girl in the dress over there?
Yeah bro, shit’s fat
2. Yo, would you smash Autumn?
Hell yeah, shit’s fat bro

by 6’5”CantDunk May 21, 2018

Glacier Shit

A bowel movement that progresses at the speed of a glacier

I ate so much cheese this weekend my Monday morning elimination was a glacier shit!

by DukeEfan December 19, 2016

lightning shit

shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well

john took a lightning shit and his lower intestines came out

by Slappdat August 17, 2016

shit-zit

When you deficate into your lover, partner or random drunk-hookup's mouth, then make them puff their cheeks out as you smash them together, exploding shit and saliva everywhere.

Man, I can't get the shit-zit stain out of my cardigan sweater!

by makibr June 1, 2007

Shit slug

When, after a fresh excretion, one scoots on their butt across any desired surface, leaving a thick trail of shit

Wow Evan was so mad after I shit slugged on the carpet in his condo!!

by Cuckster123456 May 25, 2019

shit-facebooking

When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"

Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!

by bebi_ar September 12, 2009

Shit Mate

A friend that bails on plans.

A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.

You are a SHIT MATE

by shitttttmatttteeee June 21, 2011