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Jack Burns

The act in which a dominant homosexual male penetrates a submissive homosexual male so hard in the doggy style position that the submissive's knees get 3rd degree carpet burns.
"How was it with your partner last night, Dave?"

"It was fine, up until he started giving me a Jack Burns"
by Raumgeist August 28, 2018
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jack log

A small length of bubble wrap rolled into a log, taped, and used for male masturbation.
"My mom was cleaning out my room while I was at camp and found my jack log in the closet. Now she'll hide the bubble wrap from me."
by lebrewski September 18, 2013
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Jack-slap

Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
1. What if I jack-slap him

2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude

3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
by Dacatoa June 8, 2018
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Jack Stevenson

The biggest douchebag you have ever seen in your whole life. He is a clout chaser and has fake friends. Ugly.
Omg why is Jack Stevenson in my friends list??!!
by oof_whoops June 16, 2019
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Jack Fu

I Jack Fu'd my girl last night in the face... she didn't laugh.
by Jack Fu July 27, 2009
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Rack & Jack

When, upon lifting immense weight on bench press, one becomes incredibility turned on by their accomplishment. A "Rack-n-Jack" participant will then rack their weight and immediately begin masturbating in the gym.
Damn, I was pissed I couldn't get more reps last week at my new max. I was so impressed with myself that I rack & jacked it right there before I could finish my set.
by asdfghkrd September 28, 2014
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Jack Murillo

He is such a Jack Murillo
by ladeedadeeda123 May 4, 2011
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