cake eating whore

when an ugly nasty nikka fat shames whamen by calling them cake eating whores

ugly nikka: you guys are just cake eating whores
cute nikka: fuck u say bitch

by sadnikkahours March 11, 2019

sad cake

1. An actual cake, preferably with an icing depiction of a sad face, served to mark a real or perceived sad occasion.

Upon learning the project's key contributor and quasi-leader was being transitioned off the project, the team promptly baked and ate a sad cake.

I'm sorry to hear that you had to find a new home for your pet goldfish; here, I made you a sad cake.

by EBinPDX December 2, 2014

Beefing the Fat Cake

When someone, usually a biological female, is throwing some beef down on the fat cake. This is more prominent is Spring, specifically after the 1st heat wave.

Babe, have you been beefing the fat cake? Yeah, I can tell you have, smells like it.

by TheBeardedLip April 15, 2023

gone off fudge cake

When you leave fudge cake out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off fudge cake tastes like shit.

by Debskelly1985 April 2, 2023

spiffy cakes

its not actually a bad word loool u lot are dumb (:

the two twins were fooled by the words spiffy cakes

by sp22 June 19, 2019

portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018

King Cake

When a dude nuts inside of a big butt.

Friend 1: Do you see that girl? She's got some cake!
Friend 2: Yeah man, I want to give her a King Cake!

by Alup January 30, 2022