don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!

Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

cat piano solo

somthing jeffy does

yeet and do the cat piano solo

by yeetonthemhatersnohomo May 22, 2019

cat in the hat mug

kilogram

hey cat in the hat mug, oops mbd i meant kilogram

by lexi014201 April 13, 2021

Gay cat mobile

Haha vroom vroom

Something that Mrspolykit created in jackbox

Superstinoworld: *Laughs* what even is a gay cat mobile?!

by Bobal November 24, 2021

Black Cat Chaser

A white man who has an attraction to black women,most likely in the brownskin and darkskin department.

Daniel:Aja Naomi King has to be my celebrity crush,I used to like Meagan Good but then she bleached her skin and she became less attractive.
Nicholas:Are you sure you’re not just a black cat chaser?

by blingshotz77 April 29, 2020

ruby's rocking cat

A fuckin horse

guyb1:That's my horse Ruby's rocking cat

Guy 2: that's not a fucking cat

by Ye to sbdirjrbd August 24, 2019

phil the asian cat

Phil is a cat which can be found in Kidsgrove but looks Asian.

Damn, that cat looks Asian! He must be Phil the Asian cat!

by Deltah June 22, 2016