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>:O

When your mum don't give u cookies
"Mum can I have cookies?" "No!" ">:O"
by WhyMe... April 15, 2020
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Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022
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jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.
“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.
by Cpclsn December 5, 2018
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O

Something that is said when something underwhelming, cringy, or weird happens.
(Invented by a twitch king also known as YourRAGE)
Sam: Yo I had sex last night!
Anthony: Damn nice bro
Sam: Yeah my ass still hurts tho
Anthony: O
by DRFLd0m July 6, 2022
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Double O

Prisoner: Man I'm serving double O.
Prisoner 2: That sucks.
by ishashasha April 25, 2021
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[ A L I M O N Y ]

An entity with different names. Goes by the names of Ishmael etc etc.. People usually find him annoying but they can't handle his swag and awesomeness.
Uncle A L I M O N Y ? Is that you?
Yes! It's me!
Your layouts are fucking bangers!!
by @l!m0ny November 11, 2021
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