meanwhile I was thinking

Something said when you are trying to think, and are interrupted by someone saying something, normally unrelated. Used to let them know you were thinking so they should Stfu

You: (thinking)
Joe: omg did you hear James banged your gf last night and bob... Etc.etc
You: meanwhile I was thinking

by Threadkilla April 18, 2015

I got an erection

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi

A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i got an erection

by Random gay dude April 16, 2022

I hate u

I love u

him: "I hate u"

Her: "I hate u too, loml"

by Hwru March 13, 2022

I wov you!

when a little child (usually 3 or 2) tries to say i love you

mom: ¨teddy did you eat my chocolate bar?¨
Teddy:¨no mommy i wov you!¨

by UN1C0RNGUR1 September 21, 2020

I love penis

Just look up "I love dick" because i dont feel like writing something, and its the same damn thing

I love penis when its next to me

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

i am a idiot

Well ok then i now

I am a idiot
Yes you are

by Firewarior03 August 16, 2017

i just shidded

i just tooked a big shid

bro, i just shidded

by Chad Monke April 3, 2022