shit-facebooking

When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"

Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!

by bebi_ar September 12, 2009

shit wiggle

when you really have to do a number 2. And it becomes so unfomtrable trying to hold it in that you begin wiggling trying to make it more comfortable.

guy 1: the other day i was driving back from work and i couldn't stop shit wiggling
guy 2: yah i get the shit wiggles alot.

by namj March 1, 2009

Shit-idiot

Someone who is too stupid to be an idiot.

You're so stupid your a shit-idiot.

by Taco grinder March 26, 2017

Lumberjack Shit

The most unholy of bowel movements.

"Hey I'll be right back, those Nacho's really gave me the lumberjack shits."

by Dassinbogs June 30, 2017

Executive Shit

Secretly taking a shit at your workplace in the private toilet of the MD or CEO. Otherwise known as the E.S.

Did you hear that Neil took an Executive Shit when the MD and his PA were off at lunch?

by Executive Shitter October 16, 2023

Shit Drag

When a human reaches an extreme level of obesity their ass cheeks become so vast that their shit dosent make it all the way to the bowl but instead lingers inside the anus developing a clump of shit and pubic hair.

"Hey man look at how that guys walking"
"haha yeah hes gotta have some hectic shit drag ay"
"AY!"

by THE CREATOR!! October 27, 2011

Full of shit

Someone who's got their own money, but tries to use everybody else's ideas against them, and make their decisions for them.

The girl has her own money, her own bank account, that's about all that's original about her. She's plain full of shit.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2020