Love Masseur

A man who practices the art of erotic massage mostly though not always with the purpose of sex, foreplay, icebreaking and/or muscular pain!

Baby I am your Love Masseur to-nite!

"So whatcha did yesterday dude!"
"I met this front burner we like totally hit it off"
"Didja score bitch!"
"Yeah! The Love Masseur was working overtime!"

My tounge (or any other external body part) is the WMD of my love arsenal baby!

I am the Love Masseur

by Praney Deb May 4, 2005

False Love

1:A love for something that is partial but, not truthful

2:Love for image but, not meaning

3:The opposite of true love

Fred: HEYYYYY Its Fred and i just love Judy so much like shes my favorite girll like EVAHHHHH
Intelligent Viewer:Wow this 17 year old has no concept of 6 year olds. They don't love girls they play in mud,eat bugs, harass old people. There febish minds are too leniently closed
to feel the felling of false love.

by Dtheinnovator March 5, 2011

Love Mayonnaise

Semen.

I filled her kebab with my love mayonnaise

by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003

making love

a passionate thing 2 people do when in love. its not just sex its more than that....its to show how much you respect each others bodies and how much you love each other./

boy: i really feel its time we should be making love
Girl: okay but i want this to be special, not jus some shag..

by xXxMExXx April 18, 2006

thug love

When you beat your bitch, cheat on your bitch, give her disease, fuck her friend, run up her credit cards, stay out for days at a time, and show up with flowers, a gold toof smile, sayin " I love you girl".

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by rhythm November 8, 2004

love canoe

A woman's vagina.

I rode Lauren's love canoe all the way down the Mississippi.

by Double Pickle Pete July 31, 2017

Love Cannon

Another name for a large penis.

"Dude, he just shot his love cannon into that girl's vagina."

by Victimofthelovecannon October 10, 2011