two for one

When you have two really good pussies and you have one big cock!

Both of you bent over the table I'll do the job therefore you have two for one

by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018

one and done

When you have diharrea and it take one push to get it all out.

I thought I'd be pooping for hours. Good thing it was a one and done.

by nuckers22 January 27, 2015

One hand clapping

Fundamental lore of Zen Buddhism; know as the Kōan traditional. In the west formally termed onanism or colloquially: ‘throttling the purple headed yogurt slinger’. This is the sound of skin slamming skin as “mediation” reaches the point of enlightenment.

“Ekaku what are you doing in the bathroom”

“Nothing”

“If you’re doing nothing, why can half the building hear the sound of one hand clapping? I swear if you’ve ruined another one of my Grattan catalogues with your man milk I promise you this is the last time Madame palmer's five daughters are coming 'round to play.”

by Filthclub July 10, 2010

air force ones

thuggin shoes

yo yo man check out my new air force ones yo man i gotta get me two perrs!

by Emma Mc Big Rack ( . ) ( . ) May 30, 2003

One Night Bite

A female or male who finds herself persuaded by DonVampire (a user on chatango) and his biting fetish. This girl will from that point on be completely infatuated and fall head over heels despite the lack of charm exhibited from DonVampire.

DonVampire: ((May we roleplay?))
Random: OMG A VAMPIRE BITE ME PL0x.

Several days later.

Random: I so like this guy but he's ignoring me. -sits in emo corner crying.-
NekoFishie: Yea, it's a one night bite.

by TehFishie February 5, 2010

One Nite in Bangkok

A very cool song ever made in 85.

One night in Bangkok can make a hard-man tumble.

I'm only watching the game, controlling it. I'll let you watch, only the Queen's wheels will not excite you.

by Saints November 8, 2003

one wipe wonder

After defecation, one goes to wipe clean the anus crevice and realizes he/she has been able to achieve a bowel movement without the need of toilet paper to wipe the area clear of fesses residue after exportation.

Yes...i jus dropped the kids off and wiped, looked at the paper...Sweet!!! One wipe wonder!!!

by steve-i rastafari September 10, 2005