Love Mayonnaise

Semen.

I filled her kebab with my love mayonnaise

by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003

Love Masseur

A man who practices the art of erotic massage mostly though not always with the purpose of sex, foreplay, icebreaking and/or muscular pain!

Baby I am your Love Masseur to-nite!

"So whatcha did yesterday dude!"
"I met this front burner we like totally hit it off"
"Didja score bitch!"
"Yeah! The Love Masseur was working overtime!"

My tounge (or any other external body part) is the WMD of my love arsenal baby!

I am the Love Masseur

by Praney Deb May 4, 2005

love island

love island one of the best tv reality shows
you may really like it if your a muggy twat or even a player that stabs everyone in the back

p1:did you watch love island
p2:yeah are you in dbs

by dickhead on toast June 16, 2019

making love

a passionate thing 2 people do when in love. its not just sex its more than that....its to show how much you respect each others bodies and how much you love each other./

boy: i really feel its time we should be making love
Girl: okay but i want this to be special, not jus some shag..

by xXxMExXx April 18, 2006

thug love

When you beat your bitch, cheat on your bitch, give her disease, fuck her friend, run up her credit cards, stay out for days at a time, and show up with flowers, a gold toof smile, sayin " I love you girl".

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by rhythm November 8, 2004

love canoe

A woman's vagina.

I rode Lauren's love canoe all the way down the Mississippi.

by Double Pickle Pete July 31, 2017

Love Jam

when a female performs felatio ( blow job ) and the male performs cunnilingus whilst the women is on her menstrual cycle (licling out while on ) at the point of joint ejaculation they embrace in a kiss producing love jam.

dave: "am ready to blow"
Pippa: "lets make love jam"

by Donkey Boy & Monkey Girl March 18, 2011