Calancea's effect

When the internet connection is too slow, it because there is a guy on the same network who is downloading 3 GB file/movie/package.

Your friend: Damn, the internet is so slow, I can't even open Youtube.
You: Bro, it's Calancea's effect, let's find and beat this guy.

by dr4605 March 26, 2018

B'ne effect

It’s the effect caused by B'ne when he bets on something, and the exact opposite is guaranteed to happen. Sometimes the effect is so strong that it changes the course of history.

B'ne bet on Real Madrid — which probably means, thanks to the B'ne effect, they’re about to have the worst match in their history.

by MrNacej September 1, 2025

Sleepy Joe Effect

The sleepy joe effect is a byproduct of being near a "sleepy joe", someone who is so incompetent at life, that after more than 10 minutes, their utter dementia riddled state eventually melts away your own IQ to below freezing temperature, usually becomes apparent when using technology.

Based orange: "you gave me the sleepy joe effect you boomer"
Sleepy-joe in a confused state: "what"
Yemen destroyer 2008: "can you two shut up"

by President Enjoyer May 14, 2023

Lobo effect

The perpetual feeling that others are at fault for your shortcomings or inconsistencies. When in actuality you are the only one at fault or to blame.

He thought he was fired from his job because of others, but in fact it was just the Lobo effect.

by supercoolsuperflysupahiiii March 13, 2023

scab effect

A relationship or situation you know is painful but you pick at it anyway.

Me: I won't text Dave he's such a scab effect.

Friend: you mean cunt.

Me: same thing.

by Good girl gone bad. January 22, 2017

Voodoo effect

When a person say's does or posts something very offensive on purpose and gain fame out of it.

He got the voodoo effect.

by Voodoos the fifth May 6, 2022

Yeet effect

When a situation is fixed

Joe: I got my phone working again

Mamma: bruh that's the yeet effect

by My name is yeet December 17, 2019