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Small Penis

A penis of 4 inches or less. And by this, a 4.5 inch penis is still tiny. It provokes a girl to laugh right in your face and never call you again. Even though you may be a teen, it should not be small.
HAHA look at this guy's penis. Even though he is 15, it still is small! What a Small Penis
by Wonderfulperson May 26, 2013
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penis popper

Some one who pops penis's
by Amanda&Porche January 29, 2008
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penis knuckle

1. An absolutely useless thing or person.

2. A knuckle protruding from the shaft of the penis.
My brother is a penis knuckle.

When John awoke in hospital to find he had a penis knuckle, he knew the skin graft was a success.
by Noso December 30, 2008
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Penis breath

Originally from fumes eminating from the mouth as a result of felatio. Later to include various "flavours of penis" and the aroma thereof.
1. Hey, Julie has penis breath!
2. Oh yeah, well you have Mentos Penis Breath.
3. ... or Tic-Tac Penis Breath.
4. I don't get penis breath... I give it.
by Robbie Corner January 12, 2005
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fake penis

Noun

1. The most awesome thing/happening/person ever.
2. Incredible, awesome
3. Antonym: real penis
Friend 1: DUDE! That guy just hit and run your car!

Friend 2: WHAT?! REAL PENIS!

Friend 1: (checks) Oh no its fine, no scratches or anything.

Friend 2: Hell yah! That's fake penis right there!
by aznstar808 October 16, 2008
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Foot Penis

a penis grafted to your foot for those with a foot fetish
Girl 1: That dude has a crazy ass foot fetish, he got himself a foot penis

Girl 2: OMFGWTFBBQ!!
by Ericcil23 December 19, 2008
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penis enlarger

A beautiful naked women with a perfect body, a perfect looking vagina, perfect face, perfect ass, and perfect tits.
Look at that chick over there, now thats a penis enlarger. I'd totally tap that and I bet she feels the same way bout me.
by IfuckMODELS March 30, 2010
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