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Shit Note

The note that when theoretically hit makes everyone who hears it immediately SHIT themselves.
Mary hit the Shit Note in her concert yesterday and immediately everyone in the theatre shat themselves. It was awesome. The entire theatre needs a professional cleaning now.
by theshitnoter January 14, 2010
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shit pan

Kitchen jargon: The receptacle used to filter dirty grease out of a commercial deep fryer. Or any food waste receptacle connected to a piece of cooking equipment, such as the grease tray on a George Forman grill
"Before you punch out for the day I need you to change the shit pan."
by num1shinfan July 31, 2012
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helicopter shit

When you have to take a shit so bad that you pull your pants down and you explode before you even make it to the seat.
Dude I was in Walmart yesterday and I ran to the bathroom so fast and ended up dropping a helicopter shit bc of that Taco Bell that I ate.
by The one and only meme May 7, 2017
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criminal shit

a shit that clogs the toilet. a shit that is so pale and rancid it makes people look away.
Emmanuel took a criminal shit that clogged the toilet.

i man robbed my house and just when i thought it couldn't get any worse i found his criminal shit in the back yard.
by mcpothead July 2, 2016
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Shit baby

A Shit baby is a shit so large that it takes more than a couple flushes and maybe a plunger, usually taking up to an hour to birth. Be sure to watch out for any After-shit if you experience or enter a bathroom previously used to birth a Shit baby"
Kevin: "Ryan, why'd you take so long on the toilet?"
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."
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Shit thrower

It's basically an enslaved ape who had one to many enchiladas and is now throwing it's shit at every four year old girl with her Elsa back pack at the zoo.
That is a big shit thrower
by Pieceofshit43 May 5, 2020
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Timeless shit

What happens when you bring your phone in to the bathroom
Person 1: where's Dad?
Person 2: hes taking a timeless shit...
by Ur nan 69 August 8, 2017
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