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jack log

A small length of bubble wrap rolled into a log, taped, and used for male masturbation.
"My mom was cleaning out my room while I was at camp and found my jack log in the closet. Now she'll hide the bubble wrap from me."
by lebrewski September 18, 2013
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jack wagon

Word affectionately used by the BEST Funcle.
"Stop being a jack wagon Brody!" -Uncle Josh
by Funcle's Sister-In-Law April 19, 2018
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Jack T

Jack is the type of guy to have a monster dong. All the bitches want him. It is said that he 75 bitches, all with phat asses. The bitches always tell him he has a 47 1/4 inch penis. And that is the truth. All his friends have tiny micro dongs, and they are all over 250 pounds with fat sisters. Jack's also last 2 hours in bed. Jack is also .2% black, making him better than his girlfriends ex boyfriend who was black. Jack is cool
Have you seen that guy Jack T? He has a monster cock.
by DookieFart123 November 17, 2020
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Jack huhn

Sup Jack huhn
by Legitdefault293 April 16, 2019
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jacked back

when a person is so high on drugs they are stuck over doing something & don't even realize they are doing it or how they look in public.
That chick come in the store to get a drink and started reorganizing the shelf. She was jacked back for about an hour doing it.
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Cracker Jack

1. A substance which contains wheat, is hard and may contain sugar.
2. Usually a fraternity initiation which requires a person to eat a cracker with semen all over it. Like a Semen Sandwich but you swallow ;(
Harvey: How do I join your fraternity?
Wilson: You just have to eat a Cracker Jack.
Harvey: Is that it? I’ll do it.
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Harvey was horrifyed by what his frat initiators made him do.
by DYLkyrdrdy September 6, 2018
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Jack walker

A massive crackhead, likes the sound of his own voice and usually rather small
That boy there is a jack walker
by Jackwalker123 March 5, 2020
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