National Hoeing Around Week

Lady’s we can’t just have one day to be a hoe, we need a whole week ! ;)

Boy: hey do you wanna come round to mine today?

Girl: I mean it is national hoeing around week so why not ;)

by maddieissillyyy October 18, 2019

ho ho ho, hoe

Pimp’s holiday greeting.

hoe: “Hi Bobo!”
Bobo: “Ho ho ho, hoe!”

by HumaneAnimal December 12, 2017

couch ho or couch hoe

A person who cheats with someone on the living room couch in the same house where their partner is actively sleeping (or awake) in the another room.

It suddenly was quiet with odd sounds, and as I emerged from the bedroom I discovered that I was going to have to burn my couch since my partner and coworker had transformed into the dreaded couch ho or couch hoe (couch hoes).

by MT_UhHuh March 17, 2021

This is why you get no hoes

The thing someone says oh o you when you do or say something downright stupid.

Me: What if you have trouble exhaling and need an exhaler to suck air outta you?
Sum friend: stfu this is why you get no hoes
Me: ...... dang ;-;

by Thatsuperswagperson March 22, 2021

hoe ass nigga bitch

niggas that never shut the fuck up and weigh over 300 pounds

fuck man izaiah never shuts up and that foo is hella fat, he’s such a hoe ass nigga bitch

by omwtohandlemia February 4, 2020

two-dollar hoe bath

To spray oneself with colonge or perfume, instead of bathing in soap and water. You can usually tell by the strong odor ,overbearingly sweet of manly.

I came on the bus this morning and i could totally tell someone took a two-dollar hoe bath! smelt like fritos and funk.

by Patattack90 December 21, 2008

super soak dat hoe

when you ejaculate all over a female so she becomes super soaked in your semen.

Yesterday I decided to super soak dat hoe so much, her eyes were stuck shut.

by Brittany Marie December 16, 2007