An individual who prefers the musical stylings and contributions to the Grateful Dead of Keith Godchaux over Brent Mydland
Hetty friend #1: "I was literally just vibin to some mini moog tone on an unstoppable '81 Alabama Getaway when this shoebee asked if I could put on some Europe '72 instead"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"
by not__weed May 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. a boy who would leave his bros to flirt with some older hoes. he often thinks that every girl who looks at him is instantly in love with him. often has a high pitched voice and an awful hair cut. a kid who tries too hard and fails miserably.
a: where is ryan? we left him simpin with some 8th grade hoes.
b: ryan thinks you like him if you just have your feet faced in his direction.
c: whats a simp? just think of ryan... oh, then a hoe loving crackhead
b: ryan thinks you like him if you just have your feet faced in his direction.
c: whats a simp? just think of ryan... oh, then a hoe loving crackhead
by snow_white07 March 13, 2020
Get the simpmug. by fumbletumble January 12, 2020
Get the simpmug. by valentinadonovan September 17, 2022
Get the simpmug. An overused word by idiots that means that someone puts the hoes before the bros but is now used so commonly that any man just being generally nice to a female is a simp.
Tyler: Oh hey Melissa, your purse fell on the floor here it is
Melissa: Thanks Tyler!
Idiots: oooooohhh such a simp hahah simp simp why are you simping hahahahah
Melissa: Thanks Tyler!
Idiots: oooooohhh such a simp hahah simp simp why are you simping hahahahah
by DestiKnee May 13, 2020
Get the Simpmug. degenarates who spend their lives jacking off to an anime octupus because they are discord mods and cant get bitches on their dick
by InfinityYT March 8, 2022
Get the koro sensei simpmug. by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020
Get the NOT A SIMPmug.